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Human Resources: Part 2




Human Resources: Part 2

Mololuwa eventually returned to the mini office the following day, to fulfill all righteousness and convince herself that she had all the self-control in the world to do the right thing; who knows, luck might just shine one her.

The reception room was very busy with people this time, unlike the previous day when she felt important enough to get the job, being the only one that had showed up for the interview. Now she understood why she was told to return the next day. There were youths and even grandpas present there now, all eager to get hired. They had on desperate expressions, especially the men. Mololuwa could not breathe freely anymore for the air had been choked with nervousness, desperation, anxiety and every other punitive feeling one could think of. The security guard was quite friendly this time as he smiled at her and told her not to worry about the day’s register but to go straight into the office space with the other pack of wolves who wanted the same bread for survival as she did.

They trooped into the room in an orderly manner and sat on the chairs that were neatly arranged and could only accommodate few of them while the not so early comers were told to wait outside. Chioma, the youfront desk agent, welcomed them all and gave Mololuwa the look of “I know you were here yesterday” before she checked through their CVs. She was led into the mysterious office with another lady whose chubbiness was intimidating, to be interviewed by the now-present Head of HR.

There were two people in there; a handsome man in his early thirties and a bold-like-scary woman in her early forties. Mololu considered herself lucky for being interviewed by the man and not the woman. “Women had a way of making their sex appear inferior, she thought.”
“Please sit. So may we meet you?” This was the part she was used to. Having attended more than 10 interviews, she had mastered the art of introduction but she pondered why he used the plural pronoun “we” when he was the only one in front of her, asking the questions. “I am Mololuwa Thomas, 24 years old from Lagos state and a graduate of Philosophy.”
“Ok. So what do you do at the moment?” he asked.

“I write for a blog but I don’t get paid. I just do it because it keeps me busy. I actually write about fashion and entertainment and that’s what I’ve been doing since I concluded my youth service program.” He hesitated a little, looking straight into her soul and she struggled to keep her cool, to act mature and sustain her smile as long as she could. And then he asked; “are you afraid of a crowd? Can you speak in front of so many people?”
What had that got to do with anything now… she thought.  “No sir, I am not scared of a crowd and yes, I can stand in front of people to speak anytime, any day.” She hoped that was convincing enough for she had given her best.
It took him more than a heartbeat to respond. This left her weary with the fear of being sent out or rejected. She wondered when something good would finally happen to her. Her thoughts were cut short by his assertive voice when he asked her to collect a white paper from him and follow the poker-faced man outside the office to where she would have to write a test. “A test!” She thought. “Even this micro office that I still don’t know what they do must conduct tests!”

There was no need for anyone to show her the way to the assessment room as it was just three steps away from the previous office. The interior was a forced one decorated with square like shiny ribbons extending from the side end top of the wall to the other end. There was a brown curtain that covered the view of the street and close to the curtain was a television set, smaller than the one Mololu had in her house, with the  broadcast: Welcome to Prime Platform Resources. Beneath the TV set was a mini laptop that was used to reflect the aforesaid words. The second window was covered with a blind, invaded by dust. It only moved when the standing fan by the corner rotated its way. Mololu took notice of the cobwebs and wondered if the room, the size of her house room, had been abandoned for a year and was just recently needed for the test purpose. But it still didn’t have to be decorated with cobwebs. There were four opposite rows of chairs, properly arranged and she was the first person that was directed to sit by a curry-favor-looking lady who wore a tight short sleeved white blouse on a tight knee length grey skirt and black heel covered shoes. Her hair gave her away as not being prepared for the whole program for it was not in place even with the scarf like band she used to hold it down. And then she spoke:
“Hello good morning. You can sit anywhere you want on the first row. I will give you a preferential treatment for being the first person to come in here. Please make yourself comfortable.”
“Good morning. Thanks but I’m fine right here” Mololu replied. She had picked the first seat on the front row, close to the window covered by a blind and that was when the dust became profound. She was not too bothered because she had on a brown colored dress. It would hide the dust if needed…   There was an invisible tape playing in the background, turned down very low but still audible. It was a pastor speaking, who sounded like a Ghanaian, talking about ceasing every opportunity the day had to offer and being confident that nothing was going to stop you from “Making it.” It was strange writing a test in such circumstance. When she had sucked in her environment, she glanced at the white paper given to her and noticed it contained 10 questions with limited dotted line spaces to answer them. She filled in her name, the date and her discipline before she tackled answering the questions that followed.

1.     Introduce yourself in one sentence
2.     What are the core values of PPR?
3.     Do you consider yourself a leader? If yes, give reasons why.
4.     A number multiplied by 10=100. 100 divided by 10 will give you what?
5.     What would be your contribution to this organization if you are employed?
6.     Have you thought of any entrepreneurial skill to delve into if you are not employed? If yes, what would it be?
7.     What do you think about skill acquisition and its effect on the society?
8.     Differentiate between unemployment and underemployment
9.     What is the solution to unemployment?
1.      What can you do to change the statuesque?

Mololu knew nothing about the core values of PPR plus she had to turn over the paper to use the available un-dotted space available. But the rest of the questions she answered with speed and was the first to finish. When she called on the supervisor to collect her paper, she was asked to wait as everybody would submit at the same time. It was already 9:45 am. An unstable “guy” came in late and was led by the supervisor to sit beside Mololu. He kept on shifting and whispering and bending as he wrote the test. Maybe he was used to writing on a table or a desk but hey, no one was comfortable there yet they wrote silently except this guy…she thought. It was announced some minutes later that they had 10 more minutes to round up and Mololu was shocked when this guy declared that he was through! “Did he not know most of the questions asked or was he pushed here by his parents or maybe he too did not want a ramshackle office without an air-conditioner” she thought. He just kept on whispering/grumbling to himself while the papers were being collected from everyone. It was now 10:00am.

The supervisor’s name changed when she introduced herself to everyone in the room as Ese. She spoke aloud and assured that all she said and asked made sense to everyone seated. There was this “trying to please my bosses” air in her speech that was biting to Mololu for Ese had declared that PPR was all about working with one another and not working for… She spoke about Core Competence, Human Capacity Building, Business Management and Intelligence, Agro-preneurship, I.T and Digital Marketing, and Safety Health and Welfare. She asked questions and demanded a responsive audience, quoting Albert Einstein or Barak Obama. She asked one of the grandpas a question about welfare and was pleased with his answer. She asked a young lady about the most important thing she had learnt from the session and the lady said “Human Capacity building” and Ese went: “hmm, I like you and I hope to work with you after today.” Ese ended her long speech or lecture or presentation that were too shallow for comprehension for they were like words lifted from a skill acquisition book written by an expert in business studies and the like. She sounded abstract and acted like she was a professional after boasting of her prior work experiences with companies she had worked for and not worked with and how she left them just to work with PPR and how they were lucky to be called for an interview and how the future would be bright for the chosen ones. Mololu took her first yawn as Ese continued with her quotes from different successful humans, raising the pitch of her voice to make her words believable enough and when Mololu thought the bumpy ride would be over soon, Ese rounded up her session by introducing her role model of PPR; one Onyeka Onyewueze, who was described as a strong, strict and knowledgeable woman. They were all implored to give the second speaker a round of applause which they did reluctantly. Onyeka took to the front of the room and began her own session of educating the job seekers on the Core Values of PPR with the acronym called FACT:D.
“Please let’s give a round of applause to Ese. She did a great job telling you all you need to know about what we do here. My name is Onyeka and I’m proud to tell you that I work with PR. We are a people that want to progress. We love positivity, we love respectful cohabitation and we love those who can think outside the box. So today I will be speaking on the core values of this organization. The first one is FOCUS. You know, a man without focus has the tendency of being poor, true or false? (No response). Oh! Are we all sleeping or tired? Please I need you to respond quickly so I can be assured that there are human beings here with me. When you don’t have focus in life it simply means you do not have where you are going or coming from. You do not even know where you are at the moment…” As she spoke, Mololu recalled that this was the same woman she was thankful did not conduct an interview with her. She also could see that the two speakers had similar registers. They quoted and quoted other people and ended ttheir sentences with the "true or false" syndrome and their mannerisms reminded her of those men of God who persuaded their members to donate funds for the construction of a new found location for the sake of giving God a befitting dwelling place. She took her third yawn now and hoped the whole show would come to an end in no time.
“The second one is ATTITUDE. What is your attitude toward life? Are you one of those who give excuses for their failure? Do you have a positive mindset or a negative one. When you wake up every day what do you say to yourself or what do you command the day to be like? Do you sleep from 9pm to 11am and expect manner to fall from heaven? These are the questions we should ask ourselves today. There is this new Ghanaian pastor in town I don’t know how many of you had been listening while your test was going on. He encourages us to build an attitude of confidence, hard work and determination…” Mololu now understood the reason for the tape being played. She wondered if the brain washing was working on them all for why were they still there listening to motivational speakers when they should be demanding for their scores or their fate on getting a job or not. She waited still, on the little patience left in her mind.
“The third value is CONTINUOUS LEARNING. It is said that a man who fails to learn learns to fail. Here in DPR, we learn every day, in fact if you are not the reading type then you have no business being here. What do you even read when you read? Is it the newspaper, educational books, articles, or social media posts and love novels? What you read reflects in who you are and will eventually become, true or false? True or false!?” she quoted a scholar who talked about learning, relearning and unlearning. “If you cannot unlearn bad habits then there would be no space for innovative ideas to come into your brain. Are you ready to continue learning today?”  This was becoming outrageous now. Some facial expressions from the little crowd portrayed this and Mololu took to looking out of the blinds to find solace from this unnecessary talks. "What did it all mean?" she wondered.
“The forth one is TEAM WORK. Working together is important for no one is an island. When Bill Gates visited Nigeria for Dangote’s daughter’s wedding, and was implored to give advice regarding the state of the country, he said that investing in our resources is the best way to boost the economy. We all know that we are the resources being referred to and if we work together, we can achieve a lot. A famous proverb says that if you want to go fast go alone but if you want to go far, go with others…” Mololu noticed that two persons had vacated their seats but she could not find their boldness to do same. She wanted to know the end of this story now… she would wait…

“The last but not the least is DISCIPLINE. I will conclude by saying that discipline is the ability to do the right thing at the right time. You have to be accountable for how you spend your time and how you plan your future. I will leave you now to face your next and final stage; this is where your fate will be determined. I am going to call a very important person, a man of prestige, one who is taking this firm to a higher level. Please welcome David!!!”
This was the last straw. Mololu thought that this was all a charade while she watched David take the stage. He looked different. He was not the same person anymore who had welcomed her to sit while he interviewed her. Now he was a cocky young man who told tales about becoming a man at the age of 15, how he watched his brother die in his arms, how he sponsored himself through school and how he took care of his 6 sibling, being the first child from an Eastern background. He came across as one who had come to throw their unemployed status in their faces. He criticized the test scores of some participants and degraded their show of knowledge portrayed on their CVs, calling them Lai Mohammed. She wished it would rain only on his head at that moment, soaking his zebra like up and down native he wore with a pant barely reaching his ankles, on brown freestyle shoes. She wished his black cap that balanced so well on one side of his head would wash out its black color while the rain drenched him right there. He was not handsome anymore; he was rather a pathetic fellow who found self-acclamation by criticizing others all in the guise of encouraging them to be better, independent, self-employed, working WITH and not FOR others. They were all the same; the three speakers, with different rank of insanity. Mololu figured they probably attended the same church, same front row but gave different offerings and tithes. Ese debased herself as she made comments like “ride on sir, exactly, true, oh yes!” just to show how attached she was to David’s talks and how relevant they were on everyone’s behalf. Mololu felt sorry for her now. Maybe her promotion lied in her performance. Maybe she liked him and wanted him to feel the same about her. Or maybe her pastor had bestowed upon her a disadvantageous talent. Whatever the case was, Ese was definitely out of her mind, for never did this David see that awkward Goliath in Ese called NOTICE ME.
It all ended when David said “I need people who are hungry for success, who are not stereotype thinkers, who can make Nigeria a better place on my team. I am not the head of this business but I am the second in line so I have the power to select ten people out of the present 35, to work with us here. I am going to make a statement and your reaction would determine who’s going to be the first person to make it through. If you know you want to be the first person to be selected today, STAND UP!”
The room trolled around in Mololu’s mind. It was like there was a mist in the air making her lose touch of the goings on around her. She noticed how those grandpas stood up with such agility, how some ladies struggled moving their bags on their laps to make the list of the first person to be employed and how others nonchalantly stood up. She was all alone on her seat now; deliberating what was going on and trying to find the best answer to her questions. Was this really a criterion for employment now, was she mad for not standing at all, or was David and all who had danced to his off tune the stereotyped souls camouflaged as intelligent people? Why weren’t they told if they had passed or failed the written test? If only one person would be the first to stand then there would be nine more processes of imbalanced selection.
She was brought back to reality when the high and mighty David showed her the exit door with a pathetic expression on his face. She presumed he pictured her future dark and unsuccessful all because she never stood up to take a first position in the race he had created by himself. She stood up with pride that she later wondered where it had come from, looked him straight in the eye, telling him a sarcastic “thank you,” one freeing her from an eccentric mentality. She met Ese’s gaze as she opened the door; it was one of surprise mixed with confusion and it made the make up on her face dingy. Onyeka was seated at the reception area, pressing her cell phone when Mololu walked past her toward the door. She had to return to appreciate Onyeka’s speech on discipline and when she was asked why she was leaving so soon, Mololu stated that she was sent out for not standing, or wanting to be the first out of ten people who would be selected. She liked what she saw on Onyeka’s face. It was a sign of defeat. Maybe Onyeka would redefine the visions of PPR, maybe David would find humility one day and Ese would become a pastor’s wife. For now, she would be disciplined enough to stand at the right time and walk away at the right time. Life would be better, knowing her honesty is not a luxury.
 
One of the participants who responded to most of the questions asked in there bumped into Mololu outside the building, shouting and calling all the speakers fools who thought people had nothing to do but to listen to cheap talks. She smiled at him and remembered his name. Mubarak apologized to her and wished her all the best while he walked on perhaps regretting why he had wasted his human resources coming to such a place filled with ridiculous people all in the name of getting a job… It was already 1:00pm



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